Deficit and Mr. W.!

After spending hundreds of billions of dollars on another stupid war and totally filling the pockets of his army corporate lobbyist, Mr. W. has suddenly felt worried about the deficit problem! Oh, now we should do something for this deficit that we don't know how has happened. (it's probably act of those liberal abortionists or gays or probably Osama Bin Laden) What to do? Let's cut education, environmental protection, public transportation fundings. Should we cut anything from military? Of course not! We are at war and we need to spend another hundreds of billions to decorate our soldiers with all sorts products offered by our favorite army corporations. Instead, we need to cut Amtrak to make the average Joe drive his car instead of using public transportation (and inject some more cash into Exxon-Mobil’s gas sale). We need to cut MedicAid, kill (reform) social security, close public schools, increase public college tuition, cut financial aids, remove many supports for culture, arts, humanities, ...
God bless America and Mr. W., because he's watching our society to be absolutely moral and not be harmed by gays and abortionists. The rest (education, environment, social programs) are only fantasy stories. Is there a limit in the world of lying and deception?